Here Are Some Dad Jokes That Are Pretty Baaaad:
1. What do you call a goat on a mountain? A hillbilly
2. Why is it extremely difficult to have a proper conversation with a goat? Because they will butt in.
3. What do you name a goat that lip syncs? Billy Vanili.
4. A classroom of miniature goats were given a riddle by their teacher " Is there anyone here that can solve this problem?" The entire class put their hooves in the air and replied" Pigmy!! Pigme!!
5. What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university? Billy Dean.
6. What do you call a goat that knows martial arts? Karate kid
7. Which classical musician is a favorite for all goats? Baaaaa-ch.
8. What do you call a goat that wears denim? Billy Jean King.
9. What do you call a lazy goat? Billy Idle.
10. Why did the mountain goat fall over the edge? Because he didn't see the ewe turn.
11. What do you call a foolish goat? A silly billy.
12. What do you call a goat who paints? Vincent Van Goat.
13. What does a goat drink on a dry summer day? Goat-arade.
14. Which TV show for goats showcase their unique talents? 'America's Goat Talent'.
15. How do you prevent a goat from charging? Take away his credit card.
16. What did the little goat say when he was caught playing pranks? "Just kid-ding"
17. What do you call a goat that is an outlaw? Billy Goat Kid.
18. What did the goat say when he found himself on a bus? "I honestly have no idea how I goat here".
19. What do you call a redneck who owns 6 goats? A pimp.
20. What do you call a Spanish goat with no back legs? Gracias.
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